- If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.... Billy Wilder {view}
- France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper... Billy Wilder {view}
- Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.... Billy Wilder {view}